Yahoo! Sports columnist Michael Silver has been one of our favorite writers for a while now. His 'Morning Rush' is a must-read during the NFL season.
His column on Wednesday is also a must-read, if not for the content and wonderful writing but for the witty humor.
Take a read....
The Patriots, as is their custom, are tighter than Kansas coach Mark Mangino in Mary-Kate Olsen's spandex shorts. They've spent this week doing what they've done all season, acting like a bunch of glass-eating eunuchs who keep their inner bravado in check until Sundays, when they rise up collectively to extend a middle finger to the world.
The Mangino joke is great. But I had no idea what the 'eunuchs' reference was until I checked out the word on dictionary.com.
A man or boy whose testes are nonfunctioning or have been removed.
And the last joke is something you don't expect to read in a column.
The Giants? They're the '78 Yankees, a bunch of brash New Yorkers who rolled into the Valley of the Sun acting like they own the place. They're coming off revenge victories over Dallas and Green Bay – consecutive road triumphs Nos. 9 and 10, the latter accomplished in subzero temperatures.
Predictably, they're looser than Paris Hilton.
Yes, he went there. And he's also gone to to the top of our favorite writers list.
5 comments:
Why are metaphors so popular in sports writing today? It's like pouring syrup on a funnel cake in the middle of the Surry County fair.
That would be a simile...using "like" or "as"
I believe anything on this page is looser than parish hilton. (except for the comment count).
and lol at the guy on the left.
he looks like he is trying out for an I can't believe it's not buuuuutuh commercial.
that guy on the left is michael silver, about whom this article was written.
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