Construda Exclusive: Belichick has been cheating since he was young!

We have an exclusive with John Fossman, a childhood friend of New England Coach Bill Belichick. He says Belichick has been winning his whole life and he wasn't sure how, but now he has proof.

" We used to play Battleship a lot, like once or twice a day. And Bill would always beat me, and I could never figure out why?"

It turns out Bill was already a specialist at cheating at this point, Bill always made sure he was watching the TV, while friend John had his back to it. When Bill was stuck in a rut and needed to sink some subs, he said different types of things to sway the attention of John away, then would look over John's board.

"He would say such things as, Look at Fred and Barney, at the Water Buffalo
Lounge. Or we would watch Good Times and laugh whenever Jimmy would say
DYNO-MITE!, and when the Brady Bunch was on he would say look at Marsha, and you know I couldn't keep my eyes off her"

It's not any surprise to this columnist that Belichick would do such a thing. We're still wondering if claims of him cheating at Uno, Risk and Life are also true as well.