Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Mike Vick knows where Osama bin Laden is hiding


It's FoxNews, so take it for what it's worth, but Mike Vick is getting sued by a prison inmate for $63 billion dollars. The lawsuit alleges Vick stole two of the man's pit bulls, sold them on eBay and used the money to buy missiles from Iran.

The hand-written complaint also claims Vick needed those missiles because he pledged allegiance to al Qaida on February 10 this year.

This kind of madness cannot be made up. But it gets better.

The plaintiff seeks the money in gold and silver and to be delivered via UPS to the front gates of the prison.

He also claims Vick subjected him to "microwave testing." What the hell is microwave testing?

He further states Vick used drugs in a school zone and is involved in "the business of illegal steroids."

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